I have the special supernatural ability to communicate with deceased fishes, and let me tell you they are pretty chill about it. They used to brag about it more but the other fishes in fish heaven found it to be a little overbearing and pretentious after a while. But ask them and boy they will regale you with warm memories of that day. They actually were fine after filming...a studio hand named Buzz LaRue collected them after that scene and put them in a mug of water. Unfortunately an oafish grip named Lucky McAllister backed into the mug and knocked it to the ground, causing the two fishes in question to suffocate before anyone noticed. The fishes considered haunting Mr. McAllister for a moment, but let it go, since their lifespan wasn't to be much longer anyways. Plus, McAllister was a notorious opium addict, so fish-haunting would have not been an effective deterrant to any potential acts of neglect or malice to other fishes in the future; he would have brushed off any such hauntings as a bad opiate effect, or a one-off bad batch from his preferred den at Old Man Ling's in Boyle Heights.
reply
share