I'd spank that!

I'd lick it!

 Di di di di da da dey I'll be your friend, I can be your homie.

I'd spank it, then I'd lick it, and spank it again.

I would spank and see the waves of his butt flowing along the cheek. And I would lick it, put my penis in his ass and cum in and on his ass and slice an apple and smear it on his ass and eat it. I would spit in his ass too, finger him and smell my fingers till he's in the state of oblivion and I would make him cum for like infinite times and I would smear a drip of chocolate on his penis and dry his cum out in my mouth and spit into his mouth and we would kiss together and he would suck my penis until he got a sore throat for years. I would even let him suck my penis throughout the night like a baby while he's sleeping.

Ok fine that's enough...I'm just kidding unless if he wants me....

How gay!