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I know what you mean, she is definitely a cutie pie.

that is understandable.



Libera te tu temet ex inferis.
pro ego sum diabolus, pro ego sum nex.

Indeed

Ew, are you a cannibal? that's *beep* up.

Ew, are you a cannibal? that's *beep* up.
You should get out more, interact with people in real life. That might help you better understand what certain common expressions really mean.

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I guess you have no sense of humor.
My sense of humor reacts to stuff that's actually funny. Maybe there's something wrong with the sense of humor that you possess.

At what point did you actually think the person is serious?
What are you, a mind reader? You just look at your screen and read the poster's mind and knew that the stupidity he posted was intended as some sort of a joke?

And you have the audacity to say someone should get out more
I'll extend the same advice to you as well: you should get out more to help repair your sense of humor so it stops detecting piece of crap statements as some sort of joke.

And when is it ever a common expression?
More reason why you need to get out more.

I've heard so cute I wanna bite you, never eat.
Get out more; maybe you'll hear it.

You're the type to judgeothers
I'm the type to criticize stupidity and comically ironic comments like yours.

and pretend you're perfect aren't you
No one's perfect, so I don't see why I would pretend to be something that's impossible for me to be. You seem to be pretending to be something that you're not, though: you're pretending to be smart.

but you're vapid and bland.
No, that would be you in reality. Add pathetic and useless to that as well.

You couldn't even get a joke.
Like I said, your sense of humor is faulty. It detects moronic/ignorant statements as attempts at humor. Again, the same advice I gave to the simpleton I responded to, I'll give to you also: you need to get out more. Another free advice: check for irony in your comments before you post them.


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