Send this woman my way
So I can be her superman right next to her in bed!
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That doesn't make any sense, since those two characters aren't romantically linked.
shareIt does remind me of an old joke. It went something like this:
Superman is flying high in the sky when he looks down and sees with his super-vision that Wonder Woman is sunbathing in the nude. He thinks to himself for a second and says "Why not?". Using his super-speed, he zooms down, screws her, and orgasms in the blink of an eye.
Wonder Woman gasps and says "What was that?"
"I don't know", replies the Invisible Man, "But all of a sudden, my asshole really hurts!"
I don't get it.
shareThe invisible man was already in the middle of the deed with Wonder Woman, so he was physically in the way when Superman acted. That's a disgusting joke, btw. Superman isn't some predator who would act non-consensually like that.
shareAh thanks, the penny dropped.I somehow thought Superman was supposed to be the invisible man... 🤔
[on a side note: I'd probably do the same if I saw Gal lying nude down there...]
Nah, forget it. Ain't gonna happen!
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