This guy is a major

He looks like one too. He looks like the *beep* bully class clown who runs when someone steps up to him.

He's funny as hell & very self deprecating. I don't think he's douchey at all.

Exactly. Seems like a laid back person who may make a snide comment if someone is being retarded, but in general very gregarious.

He actually looks like a nerd most of the time. Also please turn on your monitor.

Wow, you must be his sister, only explanation conceivable.