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Miranda Kerr.... The pinnacle of Gold Digger


Miranda Kerr.... The pinnacle of Gold Digger in a post modernized feminist reality. This is the by product of the society we live in, and it's high level game by Kerr, but if every women had her sex appeal, seduction skill, and image they would do the same thing. Without hesitation or remorse. AWALT at its' finest.

So I assume unless you've been living under a rock, you know about Orlando Bloom and his former wife (Kerr's) relationship and divorce and why they divorced. But if not, I'll give you a run down, Bloom and Kerr were married and considered a high level celebrity couple both in terms of looks and purchasing power/fame. However, as Kerr gave birth to their son and then re-entered being a Victoria Secret Angel things began to change for poor ole' Legolas. She began going out with friends (Oh, how cliché Ladies Night, AKA looking for Chad. Rich, famous and beautiful women do the same things, lol. They're all alike). Flirting with rock stars, pop stars, other actors and all sorts of shit. But... As a BB and "Safe guy" Orlando ignored it. Cause he's a "nice guy".
Until...... The Biebs. After the Victoria Secret show in 2013, I believe it was, it was leaked that Justin Bieber hooked up with Kerr in a hotel after the show and they fucked and sucked all night. He was the "bad boy" that Kerr's kitty yearned for... Even at just a manlet 5"7', Bieber slayed Kerr and strung her along (Like a true player and boss would) for the months to come.

Well it boiled over and Bloom later confronted Bieber on a yacht or some such, and they pushed, yelled and screamed over Kerr. Like feminist society brainwashed males have been taught, to fight over the pussy on the pedestal, even if she's a skank.

Anyway's they divorced and seemingly yet another broken home was created because of a womans vagina getting wet for another dude. The relationship was over and Bloom went into depression and began drinking heavily, (noted that sometimes on set of the Hobbit bloom would be kinda "buzzed". Poor fucker. Another talented and strong man brought down by a sociopathic woman). Bloom was sad and began partying and drinking heavily, like many betrayed husbands do.

However, on the flip side Kerr was living the life. Freedom and her new SEVEN MILLION DOLLAR contract for modeling, and of course full custody of the child. Of course, cause it's always good to put the child with the cheating parent, they have such good values right (no consequences for poor behavior by women at it's finest). Her instagram account blew up and she became somewhat more famous than she had been with Bloom.

But the Tale of Kerr the Ultimate, only begins here. Being the Gold Digging, material driven slut she is (AWALT) she began doing what any chick would.
Banging Billionaires.

First she started dating the Six Foot Six, brute of a man the Billionaire and sex fiend Casino Mogul James Packer. Packer is notoriously aggressive and a party animal. He also was married to a former model, knocked her up a few times, then divorced her. Kerr and him were "seeing" AKA having an affair, months before the divorce was finalized... Classic Alpha Chad behavior. Packer is pure alpha. But the media likes to picture all the cheating females as having to "struggle" and having it "hard" so they said that the root of the relationship was that Packer gave Kerr "Advice" on her company KORA Organics... Yeah, he gave her "Advice" alright, in the form of a 9 incher and tons of testosterone and money. The only true "Advice" females ever want from men. Again, say it with me. All Women Are Like That.

Well, dating Super Chad Billionaire Thunder Cock is exhausting, the 5 hour fuck sessions and Packer's overall brutishness wore Kerr out. So she moved on.
To....
ANOTHER BILLIONAIRE (Give this Girl some credit, she's got mad game and knows it). This time to a younger, nerdier and more subdued one. A pure beta, but a beta that has massive attraction because... Of THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, lol. Evan Spiegel the 25 year old CEO and owner of SnapChat. He's Kerr's new sugar daddy, and she's approaching the dreaded 35 years old number than women dread. So she's suckered in her next ride.

Lessons learned gents, no matter what, AWALT. Rich, famous, models whatever, they're all the same. It's always more, more, more. They need a Chad and they need a bad boy. Then they need the BB.

side note, Kerr and Bloom live right down the street from each other.... Bloom gets to see all the dudes and billionaires Kerr bangs in person... My God, ultimate cucking. Kerr is evil.
And... AWALT.

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Dude you sound like a sad, bitter 40 year old virgin. You'll never get laid if you're completely overthinking things and use terms like 'BB' and 'AWALT'. I had to look up half this shit. Stay off reddit, it's poisoning your mind.

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He's an angry elf.

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Couldn't agree more. Reminds me of American History X but with women instead of Jews/Blacks etc. I didn't read his whole post because I don't need that shit in my head. So what if Miranda is a gold digger? The men she was involved with are big boys and make their own decisions. She's a beautiful woman and sometimes beauty is only skin deep. It's a life lesson. Grow a pair of bollocks and deal with it. Instead of getting deeper and deeper into some kind of hate cult garbage.

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LOL, i remember the "hook up" with the Biebs.
apparently the fight with Bloom happened @ Ibiza 2014.

i know it's a shitty situation but what are ya gonna do? you can't chain your VictoriaSecret girlfriend.. Bloom should've known that those gals come with a high price tag..

on the other hand I think Brady is pretty happy with Bündchen ie. no cheating yet.

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The thing is that Kerr has this aura of being classy and sophisticated good girl but underneath that image lies a masterful gold digger. Rich men just can’t help but fall for her.

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apparently her (now) husband's little frat boy emails were leaked containing "..misogynistic and homophobic comments, openly encouraged getting women heavily drunk in an attempt to convince them to have sex, and encouraged underage drinking.."

hehe gross.
i think Bloom is happier with Katy anyway.

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lol really? do you have a link?

If this is true I can see Miranda dumping him soon. She won't let him tarnish her image.

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Yes, Kerr is a gold-digger, and a damned good one. One of the best in the world, really, someone who's managed to get her targets to the altar, and unlike the also-rans like Amber Heard, she's done it with minimal drama.

It's always a pleasure to watch a top professional at work!

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You can't help but marvel at her work.

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"And... AWALT."

Even Ariana Grande ?

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This is masterful.

LOL. Thanks for taking the time to compose and post it.

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She is quite the gold digger.

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