Stupid name...


Darling, let's call our dear baby ''Armand''!

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Named after wealthy grandfather who owned the Arm & Hammer company (baking soda etc. brand)

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All the more reason not to name your child this in the modern age. Arm & Hammer products have become too well known. It’s like having the last name “Phone” and then naming your child “Eye”.

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Sorry, but that's stupid. He represents a dynasty. Armando is a popular name in Spanish countries. The guy has a great name. Too bad he's such a dip shit.

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Armando Hammer. How can you say that name out loud and not laugh?

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Yeah, that sounds lame because Hammer is an Anglo name. That's why it's Armand. Armando's last name is Gonzalez.

Plus, you have to admit, Armie is a great nickname.

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Armando, Armand, and Armie all sound like terrible names to the American ear.

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No they don't. And Armie is a great nickname because it sounds like "Army". How kewl is that to be named after an entire military force?

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I’d rather name my kid Space Force.

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"Armand Hammer" would have been perfect as an alias for a yuppie con artist.

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Still beats Coastguard Screwdriver.

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