Okay, I just finished watching about 7 hours of her videos

and I have come to the conclusion that although I love this girl, she is so goddamned funny, brilliant improv, and, of course, who am I kidding, holy sh!t is she cute and gorgeous at the same time, I have concluded that


she's got a pooch for a stomach. And I'm not talking about Stevie's dogs, either.

She always wears something sort of loose. Always. Take a look here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Z6EvLbBDY

where she is arguably at her absolute hottest, and you'll see what I mean.

Don't get me wrong, she's hotter than the sun, and I couldn't completely figure it out for about 4 extremely enjoyable hours out of the 7, but there's a little bit of a tummy there.

But you know what? It's the tummy that that retarded girl in Pulp Fiction wanted, and damn, it's really, really hot.

Bottom line: Milana, call me.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.