Help! How can I meet her?

I think Deepika is beautiful, intelligent, sexy, a good humored person, I love how he she speaks, I love her walk..I think she is one of a kind really. I really would like to meet her as bizarre as it may seem but I don't know where to begin. Do you think I should go to bombay? My dad is not as rich as Vijay M but I look alright I think. I mean just one date and that would be it. Seriously. The only problem is that I'm probably her height but come on dude, i can make it work, no?

Anyway feedback. How do I go about chasing Deepika? Just once man. One shot.

"There. There."