Something funny before you read the post. I converted it from consuming alcohol to watching TV wherever it said consuming alcohol. Plus I added the Barbara Walters and David Hasselhoff thing. Smiles on me!
"TV Watching Warning
Due to increasing products liability litigation, TV manufacturers have accepted the suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all TV's:
WARNING: WATCHING TV may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: WATCHING TV is a major factor in dancing like an *beep*
WARNING: WATCHING TV may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. It comes from watching reruns of Gilligan's Island.
WARNING: WATCHING TV may cause you to thay shings like thish. Only after watching Barbara Walters or Daffy Duck!
WARNING: WATCHING TV may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. Hey Donald Trump tweeted at 3 AM!
WARNING: WATCHING TV may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: WATCHING TV may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex." David Hasselhoff does it so well. So you think you can do it as well as David because you been watching Baywatch Waaaaaay too much!(Monkey see monkey do syndrome) Except you look waaaaaay too much like a monkey!
It's so funny also how many people start a new thread without reading the old ones. Kudos to you for actually reading them. Also many posters don't seem to be real fans of movies and television. It would be a lot nicer if people that made posts had something intelligent to say! LOL! I did not grow up in the generation of what I like to call Tom thumb texters. They do not know how to convey a thought unless it shorter than five words. I'm just as lazy as those Tom thumb texters! I'm almost 3 times their age. I can't type worth a damn with two fingers or two thumbs for that matter! But I sure can talk to my computer. It's like in Star Trek IV the voyage home, when Scotty goes to the plexiglass manufacturing plant and then tells the owner how would you like a formula for transparent aluminum. The owner says yes and takes Lieut. Cmdr. Scott to the office. Scotty tries to talk to the computer if you remember or have seen the movie. The owner gives Scotty the mouse. Where the owner replies after Scotty tries to talk to the mouse, no, you need to use the keyboard. Which Scotty replies, "how quaint". Just about all of those short replies are the quaint people. If I had had to type this it would've taken well over half an hour. But it only took two minutes. Sometimes I think we move too fast in life. Which is why when it comes to movie knowledge and television programming I would stack my trivia knowledge up against anybody's. I don't know about you but I already had James Mitchum image in my head. Did you too? Just curious. I visited Robert Mitchum's page on IMDb for the first time may be 12 or 13 years ago. But have visited the page several times since then. It's not just Mitchum but thousands of pages. Probably tens of thousands. I have probably watched well over 500,000 hours of movies and television. This covers a 50 year span. I never thought about it that way until I wrote this today. I was looking at how many hours just the television program NCIS has aired. There is 14 years times 22 episodes comes out to 3520 hours. And that's just one. Don't know if you watch as much as I do. I've had several jobs that have afforded me the luxury of a television instead of a radio at work. I have many years accumulated eight hours a day at work watching television. In the last few years owning my own business has afforded me streaming Netflix HULU and DirecTV satellite. To say I am a screen junkie is putting it kindly. I'm a TV a-holic. Is there rehab? LOL thanks for your response. Have a good day.dear
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