ALMOSt as hot as Zooey

Hannah is hotter but Zooey is prettier

Hannah is hotter & marginally prettier imho as if it matters.

Zooey is what they euphemistically refer to as "adorkable". She's truly a gorgeous woman, to be sure, but Hannah is just next level beautiful. She makes it hard to appreciate other attractive women, because of her insane beauty. She posts frequent pics of herself on Facebook and she ALWAYS rips my attention off whatever else I'm looking at with the sheer power of her beauty.

Yes, I know I sound like a creeper. That being said, I defy anyone to say I'm wrong. 😛

Hannah is wayyy wayyyy hotter than Zooey, but I also absolutely love Zooey

Both really hot