Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Melissa!

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

Happy Birthday, Melissa

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

Happy Birthday to the beautiful Melissa Rauch!

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

Happy Birthday, gorgeous Melissa!



I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

Liberate tu temet ex inferis.
pro ego sum diabolus, pro ego sum nex.

Happy Birthday, Melissa

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

Happy Birthday, Melissa. I hope there's an Emmy in your future!!!