Jesus was white


Just clearing it up. Not that it matters!

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I'll take your word for it. I can see you're a man to trust.

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So he was an Albino Arab then. Those Galilean summers would have been a bitch, and before sun block!

Not so righteous, for poor white Jesus.

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No, but he developed a good tan in the desert. People get so upset when someone dares called Jesus white.

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Really? Sad. There are far more pressing matters to worry yourself about than whether Hey Zeus was black or white. Chamon!! Hee hee!!

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Agreed. But it's become fashionable to hate white people. They are all slaveowners, racists, xenophobes and dog walkers.

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I don’t subscribe to that philosophy but when the oppressed become liberated there will always be a backlash against the oppressors, and I think it’s naive to expect that centuries of oppression will be forgiven and forgotten in a matter of decades.

It’s all pretty tiresome though, right? Imagine if we directed all that energy expended on race divisions towards saving our planet and working as a global team. I suppose that’s a nice pipe dream.

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We were on our way to doing just that. Then men like Sharpton and Obama came along and created new divisions. And black people have oppressed people as much as anyone. They are given a free pass because they were never as advanced technologically. Slavery is practiced today in Africa. They need liberation, alright. From themselves.

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Yeah it’s tricky!

It would be nice for people to judge each other on an individual basis rather than by their skin tone but again that seems less likely by the day.

If you think Prez Barry preached from a platform of unity and acceptance which caused more division than Prez Donny who can’t even denounce white extremists and blames EVERYTHING on liberals, then I guess that’s ok. We all have different views. Thanks for the chat 👍

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Trump has denounced white supremacists many times. Remember that little 'fine people on both sides' comment liberals have said repeatedly proves he is racist? Well, what they omit is what he said right after that, when he denounced white supremacists and the KKK and specifically said he did not include them as fine people. The truth is the great sanitizer. Except with liberals.

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Damn dirty liberals.

If only it was that simple. Trump tells us that it is and it’s nice that there are people who believe him. Believe every preposterous thing that he says no matter how outrageous or removed from reason and truth. Blind faith is grand and easy for the uncritical mind.

By the way, is America great again? Asking for a friend.

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So no matter how many times he condemns the KKK, David Duke, white supremacists, as he did again the other night, liberals are going to go around saying he is a white supremacist.
Yes, liberals are filthy.
And America is great again. Except liberals, who seem more concerned about not offending China than they do protecting America.

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Ah-ha. Cool story.

I honestly don’t think the Trumpster has a strong affiliation with white supremacists but that said they do seem to love him and he’s clearly hedging his bets to keep them on side. Those very good people vote too!

China needs to be addressed, no question, but to me it’s less a matter of offending them than Trump deliberately provoking them with rhetoric that serves one purpose only, to reassign the blame for his own failings to an evil empire. Why else can’t he say Coronavirus instead of China virus.

Smoke and mirrors, mate. That fat bastard is like a political David Copperfield, bless his heart.

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Why can't he say China virus? It's the simplest, best name for it. Amazing. Not only did China create the virus and deliberately spread it all over the world and not get any blame but instead they are defended from a hostile 'racist' attack by Trump because he called it the China virus. LOL Further proof liberals are insane. As if we needed any more.

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So now sanity is judged by your political persuasions? Better get every psychology and psychiatric journal changed then, ASAP.

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Not by mine. By liberals. They are the ones who go insane over the most ridiculous things. They are the ones right now rioting and attacking people over free speech. Since the end of May, they have been rioting. Have they taken a day off? Half a billion dollars damage in Minneapolis. That doesn't include the tremendous future economic loss by companies that are no longer going to move there. But it does include burning down brand new low income housing. Liberals did that. Other liberals failed to condemn them for doing that. That's why I call them insane.

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Some would also suggest following a self-serving narcissistic megalomaniac is a touch on the crazy side. Not me though. Each to their own.

We are digressing terribly though. Back to the topic. All hail no-rhythm Jesus 🕺

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IF ONLY JESUS COULD COME BACK AND TELL US EH? OH BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE A KICKER IN THE BOOTS OF WOULD BE BELIEVERS.

I've been waiting for this so-called rapture for so long I am already nearing half my average life span.

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Yeah, that would be awesome. Turns out he is white and every liberal head in the world would explode. Everyone wins!

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Max von Sydow was white... but that was just a movie (hint, hint)

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He probably looked like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Kasey Kasem

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Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars - Kasems 8:38-39

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Keep her legs in the air and erect for hours - Jeremys 9:1/2-69

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LOL

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No he wasn't. He was an Israelite, meaning he had olivine skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. The "white" misinterpretation comes from Renaissance and Victorian paintings that erroneously portray him with light skin, and sometimes even blond hair and blue eyes, which he had neither.

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Dunno dude, I read on a meme that he was black.

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