What would Jesus be like if he were alive today?

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I think he would be a travelling preacher, speaking out against injustice and hypocrisy. I think he wouldn’t have a lot of money, but would help those in need and encourage others to do the same.

Welcoming the faithful to His new kingdom, I'd imagine

Well, I've been told I have a good sense of humor and am fairly good-looking. I enjoy reading, eating steak, Sci-Fi and horror movies, rock music. Anything else you'd like to know?

He'd be in a psychiatric hospital for claiming he's the son of some god.

If he had learned anything from his previous experience on Earth, he'd stay anonymous, keep a low profile, and just use his omnipotence to improve existence for everybody.

Extremely old.

A homeless person talking to the sky in Hebrew: "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"