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Why did he bring Corona to the people?


What did they wrong?

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Because some wed too many wives and marry them too young to the point of pedophilia.

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Uh... you do realize Jesus wasn't Chinese right? Blame the ChiComs they unleashed this on the world dumbass.

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Because China cooks dogs alive.

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I'll tell you why - because he's a waiter at Pepe's and that's his job! Raul does the dishes, Pedro cooks, Jose is the bus-boy and Jesus serves the food at my local one.

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Humanity did nothing to earn this. We are but gladiators living out our short and brutal existence in the divine arena, entirely for his amusement. Throwing earthquakes, volcanoes, storms - and pandemics - at us every once in a while is just one way to liven things up. Stomp on the anthill and watch all the little ants scurrying around in confusion. Now that's entertainment fit for a god!

Imagine all Netflix had were movies and TV shows about people living perfect lives, being kind to each other, loving their neighbors, so on and so forth. Booooring! You'd cancel your subscription. Well God doesn't want to watch that shit any more than you. He tells us to live that way because he knows we can't and it cracks him up.

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Your comment reminds me of...

youtube.com/watch?v=bpiAbCMxQiU

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Corona is silly,its the thing that causes less deaths in the world. Why dont you ask "Why did he bring cancer to the people?" or "Why did he bring car accidents to the people?"

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He gave everyone Corona as payback for Trump

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The people elected a false idol and worship him as an equal to or greater than the Lord.

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