I'm the second coming... - Jesus Christ Discussion

[–] Kino (441) 5 years ago

You are coming for the second time today?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

No, I came last week to. (I hope that didn't sound like a pun).

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[–] bohemianroxie (2471) 5 years ago

Do you have dementia?
You don't believe in God

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

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[–] bohemianroxie (2471) 5 years ago

I'm a deist but it's easy to see that you aren't very brave to ridicule the one religion and faith that will allow you to.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

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[–] chilone (17266) 5 years ago

Actually, that was his purpose here. He (the Son) knew it and God (the Father) knew it.

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[–] AckbarsCorpse (316) 5 years ago

I can't find my reading specs.
Where are they?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

You need to look within...

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

What do you feel about that people are now using your name as a curse word?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I'm just happy that people are still bringing up my name after so long.

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[–] AckbarsCorpse (316) 5 years ago

Kenny Loggins, yay or nay?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Can't say I've heard much of him.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

have you ever watched a hockey game?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

No. I'm into football.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Beatles or Stones ???

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Have to go with Beatles.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

You can't go wrong with either one My Lord.

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[–] snepts (11123) 5 years ago

One Beatle wrote My Sweet Lord, while a couple of Stones wrote Sympathy For the Devil. While it's good to be understanding, I imagine it would hurt a little.

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[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7402) 5 years ago

If you are Jesus why am I and every Christian I know still here on Earth?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Heaven is under some construction at the moment. No one's allowed back until it's finished for safety reasons.

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[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7402) 5 years ago

LOL! Yeah right! You have shown what a fraud you are by saying that!

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Did you just call Jesus a fraud?

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[–] furiousstyles (4359) 5 years ago

Why did God give me such a small penis but huge ass?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

He'd had a few that night. Wasn't thinking straight.

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[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7402) 5 years ago

No. I am saying you're not Jesus. The Bible says Jesus will come back to take his followers back into heaven and leave his enemies on Earth where they will suffer a lot of terrible things but be given a chance while enduring it to accept Jesus and go to Heaven with him. It's in the book of Revelation and Jesus himself said as much in Chapter 24 of Matthew. But those who don't accept him will be sent to Hell. So yeah. You're not Jesus. Jesus wouldn't go on a message board. Of course anyone who is a Christian would already know you're not Jesus.

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