Weird, interesting face
You can't look away from it.
shareThe more I watch him on Mr. Robot, the more strangely hot he becomes!
shareI agree! I find him very handsome.
shareHe looks like God passed out while creating him.
shareAnd he has a twin! There are two of this beautiful man (assuming they're identical)
shareI agree with the weird part.
shareCute but definately weird! He looks like a gecko or a frog.
shareThis guy walked up to me in a bar last week, little wiry guy, and got right up close. "I don't like your face," he said, and called me a feminine hygiene product.
"Me?" I asked. I'd heard that about my face before, but never with so much hostility.
"I wanna punch you in your stupid, (word for intercoursing) face." He had a buddy with him, a big, tough-looking guy, who said, "It's true."
I took a step back, and said, "Yeah, there's an actor, Rami Malek, he's got one of those looks too. Every time I see his face I want to kick it in."
Well, the wiry guy must've thought I was making fun of him, because he socked me right in the stomach, not hard, but enough to bend me over. Then he punched in the face. I went down. The wiry guy yelled, "(word for rectum)," and kicked me, twice, or three times in the side while I was down. The pain was intense.
"Wait," the big dude beside him said. He had his cellphone out and had apparently Googled Rami Malek. "He's right. I (intercoursing) hate that guy." He showed the wiry one Malek's photograph, and the little guy said, "Yeah, I can see that." He looked down at me and shrugged.
I was still on my knees, gasping for breath when they headed for the door.
Nice story bro. U should write for a living ;)
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