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My first girlfriend from 14 years ago, almost looks like her....

posted 8 years ago by stalin-hadzman
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I mean WTF!

My first girlfriend was with me between 2002-2004, she is the love of my life until some people made rumours of her cheating on me and me cheating on her, it ruined our relationship.

It was not until when Natalie Dormer came along in The Tudors, then I realised, holy *beep* my first girlfriend is the hottest girlfriend that I will ever have in my whole life.

The other females I dated were just to fill the open hole in my heart.

I really feel sorry for my wife, she loves me a lot, but the love I'm giving to her, was suppose to go to my first ex-gf.

The messed up part is, my first ex-gf has almost 90% the same look as Natalie Dormer, but my wife has about 70% the same look as my first ex-gf.

[–] Smokey_T 8 years ago

The fact you married, and are still attached to some other woman because of how she looks is an indication you need to grow up and get real.

She might have gotten fat, disfigured in a fire, or genuinely find you repulsive, and moved on to greener pastures, bigger dicks, whatever.

Take the reality pill, stop stalking her online, or reminiscing/masturbating over her, and look at your life, and work on that.

I'm guessing there was more to the rumours, than just rumour.

Honest advice given honestly: engage a counselor, reassess your values. Seriously.

[–] KinksRock 7 years ago

It sounds like you need to spend about 70% of your time jerking off about Natalie Dormer.