we wish you an abi titmuss

im looking forward to titmuss day which is........everyday....or five times a day on saturdays when shes feeling horny..
tis the day when on titmuss eve miss titmuss dresses in her santa clause lingerie travels around the world having sex with male and female celebrities.if they have been good then abi will leave dildos and vibrators in their stockings so they will wake up to a lovely surprise,if they have been naughty then she leaves a piece of coal up their ass hole.
im looking forward ever so much.im going to leave a mince pie and a vodka shot on the table for her,and a carrot for her rampant rabbit.and when shes done she will ride her vibrators high in the sky,and we can hear her lovely laugh as she leaves....OH!OH!OOOOHHHHHH!!
and on titmuss day we all wake up and open our presents under our titmuss tree which is shaped like a hairy vagina,and gather round the table to have dinner.where we will enjoy a spit roast and the main course is grilled john leslie,and dessert being a condom pudding.


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