What's up with his Biography?

"Home schooled since exiting his mother's womb, Wes Chatham grew up in the heart of Georgia picking cotton bolls on the famous Archibald Smith Plantation in Roswell. At age 17 he left the farm and joined the U.S. NAVY as a special forces firefighter where he earned himself the nickname "The Kerosene Cowboy." After serving his full duty, saving lives and breaking hearts, Wes found peace in Central America, where he spent 2 years teaching English to under privileged children. His greatest impact during his two year tour was inventing the reverse osmosis water purifier, which saved several villages that were pumping in unsanitary drinking water. It was not until a group of civilians outside of Zacapa, Guatemala had recognized Wes from a TIDE commercial that he starred in as a child, that Wes realized his true calling- Hollywood."

That's freakin hilarious.