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She did it! She told me!


Just a couple weeks ago, she called me up and told me the whole story of what happened almost two years ago. I was surprised to get a phone call was from her. She then told me she called me up to tell me what happened. She took two minutes to laugh, and then proceeded.

She got with Andre Drummond and planned everything that happened from the very beginning. It was all about fame, popularity, and getting fans. She got with him before her mother died knowing that the death of her mother and dating a basketball player could gain her more fans and likes. Two in a row, and then she planned the cancellation of Sam & Cat to make another popular star look bad, and then she went on to get with Andre so she could gain popularity from sports fans. And then she leaks nudes so they will like her even more, and more horny guys can like her. And you know what, it's worked. I started going around places, and i have noticed that nearly every sports fan, ranging from 40 year old dads, single men in their 20's and 30's, 60 year old men, grandpas, teen boys, the women that happen to like sports, 50 year old men, hell even 70 year old great grandpappys i found would tune in to episodes of iCarly and Sam & Cat every day, whether it be on TV, online, or on their smartphones, always. I got to meet a man who works as a contractor in construction who would rush home every day just to tune in to iCarly cause he loves his Sam Puckett, and is glad she dated andre. There is pictures everywhere on his wall and in his house. I even met a guy who has his entire house dedicated to Jenette McCurdy. Separate papers of her face are on the outside wall to the side of his house, and there isn't one thing that doesn't feature cute lil' sam puckett in his house. Even his sports trading cards he kept from his childhood have been modified to feature Jenette on them, and he painted over the text with white paint stating "Jenette McCurdy: Adorable little girl who played Sam Puckett on iCarly" One Grandpappy even divorced his wife of 50 years so he could be married to his sam puckett blow up doll. He eloped with it in Boston and it is never out of his sight.

Now she's dating a 60 year old pedophile to spite her dead mother, who died from an aneurysm knowing she had it in her to date him. Also her article about her from 2011 is a publicity stunt too. She got over cancer in 1996. She just wanted sympathy, and used that to explain her mothers' death to get away with it.

After that she went on to tell me Miranda Cosgrove has aspergers and believes every lie she says because of it.

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Evil must be punished!

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She likes black guys. That lowers her value

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Not sure how, but whatever.

Didn't she only date one black guy? And only for a while? Most of her dates and crushes have been white men from what I've seen. Granted I've not sat there and checked out every single boy she's dated, maybe you know more than I, but any information I've gotten has pointed mostly to white guys. I just think she likes certain men and that's it. Doesn't really discriminate, and they're mostly white due to them being the dominant demographic.

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ROFLMAO! You are sooooo full of it!!!!! Why would she call some random punk who stalks her IMDb message board?

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LOL!! The funny thing is, I meant for that post to be ridiculous. I got out of you the exact response I wanted. I'm only admitting this now because time has passed to the point I am no longer feeling this, and it got disrupted anyway, plus I have even made posts telling my real thoughts on her (too lazy to go look it up, but check out my other posts, you might find it there)

I'm glad you got such a kick out of it, though. Really proud of my success. :)

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Then, well played sir! This honestly was the highlight of my day! Thanks, buddy! ;)

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Hey, you're welcome. :) Glad I could deliver.

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She likes black guys. That lowers her value
No it doesn't. But that jealous and racist post definitely lowers your value. Go live angrily in your cave alone, while the rest of us date who we want.

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