I'm a successful 13 year old with ambitions galore. I think we would make the ultimate power couple. I see myself being veep of a multi billion dollar pharmaceutical company in 5 months time. I would take you out to dinner every Thursday and would buy you some moderately priced ear rings on your milestone birthdays. So what do you say? Sign on the dotted line.
shareSound like a great deal
shareConsidering the plethora of losers that actors and actresses seem to date and marry, this might be a pretty good deal
shareHell freaking yeah!
shareUm, by the time you're old enough to marry anyone, this woman is going to be in her 50's. By the time you're 30, she'll be 70.
You'll learn one day, kid. Go for the newer models with less miles, preferably one owner.
Then you woke up! :-)
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