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I just want to stare into her beautiful eyes while she recites her wedding vows to me.

Good grief!

I have a funny feeling that she would actually be very receptive to such a generous offer.

You are a gintlman and a skoler.

You are NOT going to be the man.

I’ll bet you’re a real hit with the ladies. Does that line work for you?

Don't care how attractive the woman is, their ass and my tongue do not touch, ever.

I'd let her shit in my mouth.

Then she'll need a shot of penicillin.