“I heard he just loved little kids, especially boys,” said the Marvel actor, who prides himself on fully investigating the facts before posting on Twitter. “The least I can do is memorialize him for decades with a school built in his name so generations of children will always be reminded who Joseph Rosenbaum really was.”


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If you're going to past fake stories, at least let people know this is a satire website.

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True. this is a parody site.

The same rules should go for all news media sites.

They parody what once was and will likely never will be again,
a decent media. Not good. They were never good.
NEVER great.



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The difference between Babylon Bee and mainstream media is the Babylon Bee doesn't pretend they are telling you the truth.

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Bullseye (so to speak)

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If someone gets past the title and doesn't know that piece is satire then they are just old fashioned dumb.

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That would explain all the imbeciles that watch CNN, MSDNC, CBS, etc.

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If you don't know by now that The Babylon Bee is satire that is why you are easily brainwashed by mainstream media.

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They get confused because other satire sites like CNN and MSNBC pretend to be real news.

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I never saw it that way. You're completely right.

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pretty much, they can post questionable news and get away with it.

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pretty much, they can post outright lies and get away with it.


*Fixed it for ya* 😀

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oh cool thanks!

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Wait, WHAT???

Did you think for a moment this is not satire??? Even though is quite close to the kind and level of factual news this site presents as other sites like CNN and MSNBC (or why not, FoxNews) still it is very clear that it is satire ...

Damn, the education system in the USA is clearly fucked up ..

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No, mentioning if for the more impressionable posters who I've seen fall for even the most obvious satire pieces.

Someone here, who I shall not name, tried to convince me this essay was real lmao.

https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/pwh/swift1.asp

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Ruffalo is a modern Hollywood actor. Of course he feels a kinship with "JoJo" Rosenbaum.

Why do you think Ruffalo plays The Hulk instead of taking more serious roles? Because he knows it makes him a hero to millions of suggestible little boys.

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Jesus gross

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HULK SMASH!

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This stuff only works because it could easily be a true story.

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Satire can only be funny if there is a hint of truth to it - which explains why this story is funny.

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Today virtually ANYTHING ridiculous or degenerate or idiotic that you can imagine the Left doing has a hint of truth. NOTHING is out of the realm of possibility when it comes to Woke Cultists.

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