Gives me reverse boner

Wait, that can't be right. I thought every actress was put on Earth to give you a regular boner!

Whoever told you "reverse boner" was possible was lying - you were born with that vagina.

great.....less competition for me and my regular boner

That's ok, she gives me a double boner, so ultimately, it's a wash.

Lol !!!!! I feel the same way