5 reasons to become a Liberal
1. You don’t have to worry about being assaulted over your political beliefs.
2. You don’t have to worry about being called a racist, you’re pretty much bulletproof and can say whatever the hell you want with very little consequences.
3. You’re more likely to get laid, conservatives don’t like pre marital sex, which is idiotic.
4. You can blame all of your problems on other people. Accountability is overrated, let someone else take the heat.
5. The media will cater to your every need, all of your politicians are humble heroes while all conservatives are satanist bastards. It’s nice to let them stroke your own ego too, it sure beats being lectured at.