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LULZ! Stormy Daniels reveals in tell-all book Trump more pony than horse confirming what small hands tell us

posted 6 years ago by eYeDEF (5050)
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Sorry Burk, your closet fantasy of his cock size has officially been dashed.

(https://moviechat.org/nm0874339/Donald-J-Trump/5aff887b9e0926001479dff0/Whats-Trump-packin)

The Guardian has obtained tidbits of Stormy Daniels’ new book, called Full Disclosure, containing graphic descriptions of President Donald Trump’s genitals. It includes cringe-inducing descriptions of her night of sex with Trump.

Daniels writes that Trump’s penis is “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.” She also claims that it is “unusual” in shape and “it has a huge mushroom head” that’s “like a toadstool.”

She also says she found herself not at all enjoying her tryst with Trump, as she said she “lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

In sum, Daniels describes the encounter as “the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Now THIS will really send him off the deep end.

But what scares me most is that this guy has the mindset of a moron, he may call it 'fake news' and whip it out on TV to show us....well, just how teeny he is.

[–] eYeDEF (5050) 6 years ago

ROTFLMFAO! You're absolutely right. I could see this being the catalyst for such an outcome too.

I'd love to see the faces of congressional Republicans after such a stunt try to defend that as an unimpeachable offense. They'd be literally shitting themselves on camera.

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

As a man with small hands myself, I’m tired of all this hand shaming.

[–] eYeDEF (5050) 6 years ago

Sorry Jacob, wasn't intended to be a shaming effort towards anyone with small hands.

But this is a guy who boasted about his hand and dick size during a presidential debate. He deserved to be called out and exposed.

[–] atarofker (300) 6 years ago

Trump said he didn't have a small dick.
Yet another lie from him. Why am I not surprised?

[–] 3840x2160 (359) 6 years ago

The only way to compare what she felt is the way a pencil rolls around in a 55 gallon drum.

[–] dteam6 (5073) 6 years ago

...I REALLY regret reading this. My morbid curiosity gets the better of me sometimes. Now excuse me while I go throw up...

[–] dteam6 (5073) 6 years ago

Ugh...what's worse is, after reading all this, you go back to the main Donald Trump page and see that ugly, sh!t-eating grin of his in that picture up top while now being armed with the "yeti hair" and "Toadstool d!ck" information...

...And to think some female Trumpers actually find this slob attractive...what backwoods towns are they living in where Tronald Dump is their best catch?

[–] Lady_Leopard17 (219) 6 years ago

Maybe someone should ask your wife what backwards town she comes from in where she thinks you're her best catch.

[–] eYeDEF (5050) 6 years ago

LUUULZ!

Looks like your shadow's back obsessing over you and hating on your wife again dteam. What a psycho.

[–] dteam6 (5073) 6 years ago

Yeah, I checked his posting history--only 41 posts and most of them are targeting TJlamb, billbrown, myself and a few others who all have one thing in common: we were all on the Batman vs. Superman forum a few years ago when IMDB was still running, trashing the DCCU on a daily basis.

Lady is obviously a sock account of a butthurt DCCU fanatic. The only question is...which one? There are quite a few DCCU fanatics and there are at least three I know of who followed my buddies and I from IMDB to "Moviechat".

Hmmm...

[–] halomaniac88 (1736) 6 years ago

everybody wants to make a quick buck in the trump era