Sweet teets

Virgin detected. Only a virgin would air out his sexual desires online.

"Hear me now! This place is cursed, damned, and yes your master is the devil!"

Someone online with 9 or 10 bourbons possibly, but my wife and child kind of rule out the virgin hypothesis. It was a line from an Adam Sandler movie anyhow. I suggest a hobby for you other than trolling msg boards looking for fights.