A billionaire would f Kate Upton not some hipster

the psychological complexity found in a bag of tea with a tea bag is full of psychological complexity because the heart and life lives as well as beats at around ten minutes per second every time i eat food off of my back, even though i have to remove a rib bone to eat it off

Kate Upton is a droopy, dumb, slag of the worst kind.

HOWEVER, she is massively appealing to those in Alabama, who regard her as the pinnacle of female desirability.

Aim high, kids.