Now THIS is how to fake a "hate" crime
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/red-alert-politics/conservative-attacked-on-uc-berkeley-campus-for-protesting-jussie-smolletts-hate-crime-hoax
Some crafty conservative arranged a fake hate crime against himself. The difference between this attack and Jussie's is that this dude actually hired a liberal to destroy his phone and punch him in the face in broad daylight.
Genius.