Does anybody remember this old fanfic!? *CALLING ALL IMDB-ERS*

Does anybody remember the chain-fanfics that were on this board a LONG, long time ago? Like...back in '06 even. (I used to have another account but forgot the password to it so all the fanfic writers and their usernames on my old friend list have been forgotten, sadly.)

Anyway, I saved some weird ones...They were usually "chain fanfics" so different people would continue the story with their own chapters...LOL, I only saved my favorite weird ones...this was one chapter to one with William Moseley. I THINK someone named "Beeraw" wrote it. A long time ago...I think it was like 3 years ago. You have to read the whole thing to understand the weirdness of it...Haha

Just tell me if you guys remember this one, if you do, I'll give you a prize!

Will and Jules walked slowly away...Jules's smile began to fade, and she began thinking over all that had happened between them.

"I can't go on any longer without - Will, forgive me for being so -" Julia began. "No, Jules...It is I that needs to apologize..." William interrupted. Jules was silent. She couldn't think of anything else to say.
"Won't you please forgive me for acting like such a stupid fool?" William said, pleadingly. "Oh, I have...It's just...I don't know..." Will looked sympathetically at Julia. "It's just...What?" Jules was shaking. She didn't want to be there anymore. She felt so pressured and humiliated, for some reason.
Her eyes were filled with tears, but she calmly held them back. "I don't know..." Jules said, trying to think of something to say. Suddenly, she just burst out, "It's just...I've caused so much trouble! Between you, and Drew, and Amelia - I just feel sorry for everyone I've hurt, or caused trouble to. And...I feel like I've lied to EVERYONE." "Hey, what are you talking about? You didn't cause any of the trouble - it was me." "No...Don't say that..." Julia said, a tear sliding down her cheek. Will stopped, and looked at her. "You're real...Gorgeous tonight." He said. "Thank you...So much..." She said, in a whispery voice. "What am I doing?" Jules thought. "This is the night of my LIFE and I'm about to ruin it acting like this?!". She quickly dried her tears, and a beautiful smile took over her face. She intended to make this the best night of her life. "Look, let's forget everything...It doesn't matter now..." Jules started, uncomfortably. Will brightened up, and looked at Julia. Julia returned his look with her smile. They entered the masquerade ballroom. Jules's silver mask looked stunning with her red dress. Suddenly, music began, and she and Will danced with eachother. At the end of the dance, Julia looked around the room. She noticed all the beautiful dancing couples - and scanned the room until her eyes met up with DREW! She gasped. "Oh no..." She said. "What's the matter?" William asked. "Oh, it's nothing..." Jules said. "I don't care about him, anyway!" Julia said to herself. "I just don't want Will to be hurt!" She thought. "What?" Will asked. "Oh, nothing...Um...I'll go and get some fruit punch real quick...Punch...Ouch!" "Oh, okay..." Will said suspiciously. While she walked through the crowds of dancing people, she came face to face with Amelia. "Hello, there...Julia..." Amelia said, in a strange voice. "Hey Amelia! Thanks SO much for helping us out!" Julia said. "You're very welcome, Julia, but have you ever thought about how selfish you've been in keeping Will ALL to yourself?" "What!?!? - What do you mean? I have NO idea what you're talking about!!!" Julia said, dashing passed Amelia. Amelia quickly grasped Julia's arm. "You know what I'm talking about - and very well of that." Amelia remarked. Julia just glared back. "Look - Will's mine! The only reason he's going out with you is to make you feel better. It was my idea, actually. You stupidly broke up with Drew, only to try to capture WIll's heart. I just didn't want you to take it too seriously to your foolish head of your's. That's why I decided to bring a friend of your's along - Drew Kines." Tears began to sprout from Julia's eyes. It was all too much for her. She knew she could never trust Amelia - she knew she couldn't even trust her now. "And I believe that I chose the masquerade costume..." Amelia said, blissfully. "No!!!!!!!!!" Julia shouted. Everyone turned and looked. Amelia quickly took Julia's mask off. "Are you going to hand over the costume?" Amelia said. "You're insane! What do you think you're doing? You're just a jealous wreck!" Julia shouted. Amelia's striking eyes were full of anger. She raised her eyebrows, and glared at Julia in an angry spurr. She then tore a peice of Julia's the costume off. "No!!" Julia said, tears streaming down her face. "What's going on?" William said, dashing through the crowd. Julia quickly ran. As she ran, she bumped into Drew. "Julia...!?" Drew said, surprised. "Get away from me!" Julia said to Drew, through her teeth. "Julia, hun...You're mine...You always will be...Sweety - " "Shutup!!!" Julia interrupted, trying to dash away again. Seeing that Will was closer, Drew boldly straightened up, and then kissed Julia. Will was startled and surprised, and then angry, but he held it back. "Come on, Jules..." Drew said. Julia looked at Will and then at Drew. "Take your pick..." Amelia said. "Jules...!?" Will said. "I thought you loved me..." He said, with a loss for words. "No, I-" Drew quickly covered Julia's mouth. "She loves me - that's the way it is." Drew said. Amelia whispered something into William's ear. He had a melancholy expression as he looked at Julia. She quickly bolted away with all her strenghth, and ran as quickly as possible. Katie and Ben ran onto the scene. "Jules!!!!!!!!!" Katie shouted. "What happened?" Ben asked. "I don't know..." Will said. "Come on, Will...Let's dance!" Amelia said, whisking him away. "Sure..." He said, not exactly satisfied. Amelia and Will danced for awhile. "Will, I'm sorry..." Amelia said, looking into Will's eyes. "Thanks...But...I really did love her!" "Will, I believe we all think we truly love a person - before we discover that we truly don't." Amelia said, looking sympathetically at Will, and then turing away to conceal her smiling face. Meanwhile, Julia was running as fast as she could to get away. She ran outside, and then over to a garden. She ran so fast, that she tripped down and fell. "Ouch...Ohhh...What have I done?" Julia asked herself. "This isn't real! This is just NOT real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Julia said to herself, crying. "I cannot believe this happened...Why me? WHY?" Julia asked herself. "I love you Will...If only I could tell him that..." Julia said, burying her face into her hands. Amelia was obviously having a ball. She had everyone wrapped around her pinky finger, and could get away with anything. She seemed so nice and lovable at first - but now she was acting like a total brat. "I can't believe that this has happened. She's stealing him away from me!" Julia cried out. "It was her plan all along!"

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"William...You're so romantic!" Amelia said. William wasn't even paying attention anymore. "Oh Will! Forget her, won't you? I tried my best, we all did. She's just acting like a fool!" Amelia said, bluntly. "No - she was trying to tell me something - I know it!" Will said. "Ha...I suppose we all are fools, when it comes to love. Look, you're going crazy! You're not the same Will Moseley I know...Come on! Lighten up! You can't live the rest of your life dreaming of miss scuttlebutt, can you?" "STOP...Look, I should never have given up on her! And don't you insult Jules. She is so honest and caring -everything a girl should be." Will said. Amelia stopped and thought about it for a minute. But her devilish plan was overcoming it all. "Excuse me..." Amelia said, departing from Will..."I'll be right back..." She told him. "Alright..." Will said, looking downcast. Amelia quickly made her way towards Drew. "Is it working?" Drew asked. "Sort of...I'll have to keep working on it...But look, you need to go up to Will and tell him that he's being a stupid fool for holding on to Jules...She's YOUR girl, and it's not right for him to take over your girl." said Amelia, smiling with delight as she thought about it. "Alright, I will...But I have to find Jules..." Drew announced. "Oh, find Julie whatever-her-name-is another day...We have to strike down the lover first." Amelia said, biting her lip. By then, Will had grown bored. He didn't see Amelia anywhere. So he decided that she must have caught up with some of her friends, and that he might as well go and take a walk. His entire evening seemed to have faded away. He wished that he could win Jules's heart. He walked out into the crisp, cool night. The moon was shining brightly...He was thinking of Julia - her smile, her personality, and how much he just had fallen for her completely. "I am a fool..." Will said to himself. "And that's all I'll ever be - I don't know how to approach love!" He said, combing his hair with his fingers. He then decided to go and sit down on a bench nearby, so he could think for a moment. "If only she knew...Or was here!" He said to himself. Suddenly, he thought he heard a noise...Could it be Julia? It sounded as if it was a girl crying. He strained his ears in vain. But he didn't hear any more. "Hello? Is someone there?" Will asked. Julia heard Will's voice, but didn't dare speak yet. Was she just imagining? She had come to the conclusion that she was. She sighed and laid her head down on her arm. Her ankle was swollen, and she could barely feel it. Will decided to look around for awhile. He did, but didn't find anything or anyone. "Hey, Will!!!" He heard a voice calling. "COMING!" He shouted back. He then decided to go back. As he was walking back, he stepped on something. He picked the strange object up, and put it against the moonlight. It was Julia's masquerade slipper! It must have come off her foot while she was exiting the building. And she must be around somewhere..."Julia - it's me, Will...Please, please be listening! I just need to tell you that I love you more than words can tell and that...I was really a stupid fool! I can't believe I actually listened to myself...Or Amelia...She couldn't have helped me...I'm sorry for breaking up your relationship with Drew. I know, he is much more deserving than I am and -" "William?????" He heard Julia's voice say. "JULIA!!!" He cried out. "Where are you?" He asked. "Over here...Oh...I fell, and injured myself, I think...Ouch..." She said. "Oh Julia! I'm so glad! Well, not that you are injured, but that..." "Oh William...I'm so sorry that..." William slowly bent down and picked her up..."Wait...William..." "What is it, Julia?" "I must tell you something, before you go any further!" Julia said. "Alright...What is it?" "Well....I..." She began. "WILLIAM!" Amelia's voice called again. "I've been searching all over for...Ohhhh!" She said, staring at William and Julia. Drew followed close behind her. "WILL!!!!!" Amelia shouted. "Julia!!! What happened!?" Drew asked. "She hurt her ankle - thanks to you..." Will remarked. "Me? No, I really care for you, Julia! I'll go get help, Jules!!!!!!!" Drew said, running off. " Drew asked. "Here, she needs something for this swollen ankle..." William said. "I'll go get help, Jules!!!!!!!" Drew said, running off. "Yeah...How about a kiss?" Julia asked. "Yeah, how about...A...What??" "You heard me, a kiss!" Julia said. "Alright then..." Will said, bending down to kiss Julia.

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By then, quite a crowd had gathered around. Will and Julia were kissing - when suddenly, a strange noise was heard. "Oh...Um...My!" Julia said, blushing. Then a long series of noises was heard. And following them, was a deathly stench. "Here Jules!!!" Drew yelled, rushing back with help. "Eeeh!" He said, pinching his nose. "What happened?" "EWWWWWWW!!! Yuck!!! *GAG*" Was heard all about the place. "She POOTED!!!!!!!!!" Was then declared. "Jules! You never told me you pooted this badly!!!" "You're off the mark - she never told you she pooted AT ALL!" Amelia said, and then fainting. "Yes, it's true..." Jules said, with tears streaming down her face. "I've suffered for years with this pooting disorder...It comes and goes - I thought I was rid of it...But..." Just then Julia had pooted 5 more horrible poots, causing William to fall to the ground. Photos were quickly snapped, and then stretchers were brought out for William and Julia. As they were being placed on the stretchers, William looked over at Jules. He touched her hand. "Julia...I loved you...I trusted you...I believed you...I KISSED you, for Peter Pevensie's sake - and what did I get in return? I was blasted with poots." He said, in despair. "Please, Will! Please! Forgive me!!! I'm sorry!" Julia said, in shame. (Blasting another ole' gassy poot into the air...) "Julia...It pains me greatly, but I cannot...You have caused me too much trouble, and I don't want people reading about me having a pooty girlfriend, and soon-to-be-wife." Will said. "Stick with Drew!" "Noooooooo!!!" Drew shouted, with a clothespin on his nose. "I can't breathe around her anymore!! She STINKS!" Drew said, indignantly, and then passing out. Amelia lay there on the ground, for she had fainted. "AMELIA - MY LOVE, MARK MY WORDS, IF I RECOVER FROM THIS HORRIBLE STENCH, I WILL, I SHALL, MARRY YOU!! YOU ARE MY TRUE LOVE! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE! I LOVE YOU! YOU! YOU! *POOT*" (He let out one little blast himself, from all that excitement! But it didn't stink quite as bad as Julia's!) So that is how it ended...Under the silver moon...In the cool, crisp, stinky air...Julia Finklestein was put to shame - she was foolish to meddel in love at such an immature age. Amelia Valerie was now going to be Mrs. William Moseley. Drew Kines was distancing himself from Julia as much as he could. He already had another sweetheart - Georgia Henley. As for William's brother and Julia's sister, they both looked at each other and ignored that they had any relation to their siblings. They married right then and there, and they had 4 children: William SmallPoot Moseley, Julia BigPooter Moseley, Drew Junior & Katie Junior.

AND THAT, DEAR FRIENDS & IN DEPTH READERS...IS HOW IT ENDED. NO SEQUEL. FOR I'D BE SUED.


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