I know the answer to Killam's audition question

"Wait, tell me what's wrong and I'll fix it."

You problem Killam, is that you suffer from chronic Cranial Rectitis. And after your post-election Tweet about rural America proves that your condition is incurrable.

Your professional existence is solely for my entertainment. I choose when I wish to allow you to entertain me. And when you don't, I mearly turn you off and you cease to exist without a second thought.

So, dance monkey, dance. Your financial livelihood depends on it.