Best King of Queens lines
What's the funniest line Doug said in King of Queens?
my vote: "I've had shut it stew before and it sure as diddly didn't taste like that!"
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oh, I'm scary, well they didn't make a horror movie named Doug....CARRIE!!!
Hey Mav, you got the number of that truckdrivin' school, Truck Masters I think it is..
He's had as much sex with her as I've had with your Father. And that's none.
share"Why, because it's forbidden by Wrinkles McGee?"
share"Arty you demented old circus monkey"
"Candy shop is closed"
Welcome to the Erogenous... Garagenous.
It's the end of the post as we know it, and I feel fine.
Doug:
"I know of a couple of things and they both rhyme with "Schmesticals".
"I'm wearing my house as a belt"
Arthur: "Douglas, when would it be a good time to bring you up to speed on my psoriasis?"
[About Deacon's son, Kirby]
Doug: That kid has icecapades written all over him.
Doug: Where's Kirby?
Deacon: He's in the van, listening to Dan Fogelberg.