"Claims to have run a 4.60 40-yard-dash time"

(According to the trivia) Automatic indicator to let you know if someone is a douche. It's annoying enough when someone brags about their off-season stats in high school, let alone 20 years later. He's clearly lying, at his slimmest he probably never ran under a 5 flat. Most geneticly gifted and muscularly trained athletes have trouble getting below the 4.7's, so I highly doubt this fat tub of lard can go half that fast.