Relatable KJ Keanu Reeves Story

Ok so as I previously explained there was this once incident at Arbys with microwaves and sauce on floors and in eyes and Kevin threatened to get his agent and his possee to shut the whole thing down. Well I tried to go to go there to day, so first I opened my nice little coupon book that showed up in the mail today in my mail box because the HArry Potter rule of there being no post on sundays does not apply in this speficic part of Canada but this is about the thing at hand not how awesome and cleaned assed and how much better the Potter movies are better than the books, and it didn't need to be 2 parts.

So I finally fish out my coupon which was good for a 2 for 1 Hawian burger which is not even a real item at all locations and some conditions apply, and it has their signature roast beef and sauce all nice together but an extra llarge pinapple on there. So I went down to my local Arbys and the door was locked and there was a hand written ^paper sign on the door scotch tapped to the door that said they were closed for renovation.

So I guess in this very instant Kevin James got his way. He did threaten to close the place down after last time he stepped on an unopened ketchup packet and slipped and feel on his buttocks and said ouch and crapped his pants. But I did not know that another reason he had it closed down is cause after watching The Matrix on HBO he saw an interview in People Magazine that said Keanu Reeves likes Arby`s deals and yumm, and how Keanu was so generous and gave ALL THE PEOPLE on the set of the Matrix a bunch of money and jackets for when it was cold and was like 60 million bucks or something and that he was Canadian, and skinny and popular and good looking and people love. So this pissed Kevin James right of because he is like absolutely non of those things and now Adam Sandler didn`t put him in the Ridiculus 6 and won`t be in Pixels 2 or 3.

So what did he do... He called Rob Schnider right up and got him to go into that Arby`s and raise a big stink about how KJ was a big important actor and how Arby`s was going to cater Paul Blart Mall cop 3 but now after Keanu Reeves so NO! So Rob kicked stuff and flung around the free news papers and taped the button on their pattened peach drink machine in the on option so it just leaked everywhere till it was empty and customers and the Fast Food Administration board were there and started slippiung all over the place causing injury

So now cause of that I can not redeem my coupon and it says it is non transferable and is not for resale and does not hold cash value. So am I just stuck with an unusable coupon