"Come and get one in the yarbles..."

"...if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou."

I just listened to Tom's reading of "A Clockwork Orange," and he was absolutely fantastic.

I've only seen him in a couple of films and thought he was a good actor.

After hearing this work of art, I'm now convinced he's an excellent actor.

And if Tom ever reads this...

"How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil?"