She's my girlfriend

We're going steady.

So what's a typical date night like for you and Zooey

We're just regular people. We like to drink coffee and read the paper.

On a date?

Well that's peculiar

She likes to talk during love making. Last night she called me from a motel. That's an old joke. But seriously, please respect our privacy.

I was a back-up dancer for She & Him on their last tour when we embarked on our romance.

It's weird sometimes dating an international celebrity from a famous family. Like did you know her godfather is Francis Ford Coppola. And there is zero acknowledgement of the irony there. Not sure if that's irony but you get what I'm saying.

You are one lucky guy.

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