Please, sir. Can I have some more Bruhl!

Said the young lady, holding out her hands eagerly.
"No you bloody well can't!" said the mean old orphanage guy.

That's an excerpt from a Dickensian movie I saw when I was little. I think. They were serving bowls of this dude in an orphanage before he was even born.



Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. -Isaac Asimov