Strange encounter with this man!!!

Dear heavens where do I begin???

I was walking back from improv practice the other, when i reached my front door and this groan beckons from the darkness, on the other side of the porch. I was trying to get my key in the door, whilst straining into the night to identify the voice.

Who should step out of the darkness, but Owen Wilson.

''Just trying to get the little key in the door huh fella'' he said to me lazily, with that trademark facial expression - squinting and pursing his lips simultaneously.

''Erm yeah...look can I help you?'' I responded.

''Wanna watch Dodgeball?'' he now asked me with a grin on his face presenting me with a copy of Dodgeball on Blu-ray.

''I'm ok thanks, better turn in, feeling really tired''

He then looked really depressed ''But...it's on Blu-ray'' he pleaded.

''Good night SIR!!!'' I said to him firmly, whilst entering my home.

He then sulked off into the night.

I heard this guy has problems, but shesh!!!