Jabba the Hutt


Separated at birth. I can't get over their similarities.

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Jabba the Slut

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Studying him in the news this week, I actually think his face is rather handsome, underneath it all. It makes me wonder what he'd look like at a healthy weight.

We will probably never know. (Plus, he's going to basically disappear from the news after this, I reckon. I think he'll move to Rome or something. Just a guess.)
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He might be sexy if he lost seventy pounds.

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THIS is him in the 1970's, on the left.

I mean, yes, we all looked better in our twenties...but you can see he started out as a not bad looking guy.

https://i.imgur.com/T91qnAF.jpg

Too bad about the horrendous personality, and untreated sociopath brain!
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You're absolutely right, his face isn't really that bad, and he isn't grotesquely heavy. If he had a charming smile and a great sense of humor, he might be considered attractive for an older, heavier guy.

It's his personality that makes him a brother-from-another-mother to Jabba, not his looks.

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Thanks for sharing mate. I reckon it's a proverbial case of 'power and money corrupts'
Mr The Hutt was a young, dashing turd once as well.

http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jabba-the-hutt-cake.jpg


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Seriously? From "sexual predator" to "handsome"...?

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I didn't mean he is handsome. I said, objectively speaking, it had ocurred to me that underneath it all (I meant his weight), his face/bone structure is "rather handsome". I said he started out life as a "not bad looking guy."

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He could be more decent looking if he got rid of that scruffy, ugly, wannabe beard. It's like saying," Either shit or get off the pot ."

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It's not what I meant. It's the context.

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Okay : )

I only commented about his looks because someone was comparing Weinstein to a sci-fi creature, and I was like, "Weeeellll, actually, compared to that, he's not THAT bad...!"

The serial killer Ted Bundy was considered physically attractive (aside from the cold, dead eyes.) And serial killer Rodney James Alcala was a contestant who actually WON on "The Dating Game"!!!

(He's the one on the far left)

SEE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq0JSl6W74E
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I see what you mean. 🤔

Although I don't I condone Hitler's overall actions, I DO admire his ability to get things done.

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Oh god....I thought for a second you were going to say HERR H. was physically attractive!!!!

My tummy lurched.....he's all pasty faced and oily haired and somehow RODENT looking!

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Jabba the Harvey

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I guess some people who come across this thread will now struggle to separate Jabba and Harvey in their minds. Furthermore events have dictated that it's going to be damned near impossible to ever again order a 'Harvey Wallbanger' cocktail with a straight face.

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He sent his jizz.

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