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Your mama is ugly. This girl is *beep* sexy.

She is @#$% ugly!
No one here is discussing your sister. Stay on target.



I don't read or respond to private messages. Sorry.

She used to be incredible. But that short hair and aging made her into a caracature of herself. Sad.

Right. We need to get the best scientists on this. What? Scientists say there's global warming? *beep* those guys! We need to get manageable scientists on this.

Okay, come on, stat.

Somehow we need to (a) Turn back time and (b) make her hair grow longer.

Should be simple, I'm pretty sure that... oh... wait. Hair gets longer if we leave it alone. If we leave the hair alone, old Jaime will just get OLDER. I don't even know how that's supposed to work. Maybe we could skip back in time, scalp her old self, move forward, scalp her now self, transplant the old hair onto the now self, and, obviously, go back in time to put the now hair onto the old self. Otherwise, it would be weird.

BUT WAIT! Time would still pass and Jaime would have access to scissors.

Hmm. Perhaps we could mock up some photos and spread those throughout the social media, of the time, such as it was, in order to influence past Jaime into choosing, by her own will, the preferred styles. We could also spread a rumour that the horrible short hair cuts are likely to draw snipers. Sounds plausible, right?

I think we have this.

So, we just need to influence social media to think that a women who chooses to have a short haircut is wrong.

Oh, wait. We already did that, somehow.

Jaime Pressly would be dangerous if she was any prettier, short hair, long hair or bald.

She was ridiculously hot in her day for sure; you're right about her hair, it certainly isn't doing her any favors.

What a bunch of yards. She's just as beautiful with short hair as she is with long hair. Anyone that takes the time to post otherwise is obviously projecting.

She's never looked hotter than she has with short hair.

I don't what the fascination with long hair is, rarely can a woman look better with long hair vs short.

Maybe it's an age thing.




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