I would nail her, but my friends think im weird

are your friends gay ? shes old but still hot

i would do terrible things to her, lovely terrible things...

40 is old?

It's not young. That's the point.

- You're wrong. Sorry to ruin the ending for you.

Wait until you're 40. Some people age well, especially now, and there are quite a few 40 year-olds that look better then a lot of people in their 20s in 30s

What makes you think I'm not 40 already? If the 1979 in your name is an indicator of your age, than trust me, I'm older than you.

Yes, some people age well....the vast majority do not. The reason some people look better when they get older is they develop a style, have money and resources for better clothes, hair, makeup, etc, take care of themselves better by eating healthier and exercising, they've cut out some vices and hard living of their youth, and so on.

But it doesn't matter why they may look better to you. Who looks better is a subjective point in the end. But few would argue that 40 is young. It's middle aged, just like it has been since humans life expectancy starting reaching into the 70s. To argue otherwise represents the height of denial.

- You're wrong. Sorry to ruin the ending for you.

That's your opinion. Many people would say 40 is young. Women who are 40 can still have babies. And it's not crazy to be attracted to someone who's 40, especially if they're aging well.

Of course some of that is my opinion. That's what subjective means.

But you're confusing the question with your personal issues.

40 is not young. By it's very definition, with our current life spans, it cannot be "young". When our lifespans average 100+, then I concede that 40 is young. Until then, it's middle aged, and there's not a single thing you can do or say to change that fact.

- You're wrong. Sorry to ruin the ending for you.