just signed contract to be new fruity pebbles spokesperson

Toucan Sam move over...

Adrian Brody will follow his nose all the way to the bank according to Hugh G. Knoze, director of marketing at Post holdings, the company that makes the deliciously popular breakfast ceral.

Knoze and his team had been sniffing around for a new spokesperson for months when they caught a whiff of Adrian Brody, who looks surprisingly similar to the bird he will replace.

Brody, for his part, will receive a new nose sling developed by Post's R&D department which works much like a brassiere, but instead helps support the facial appendage for those who are extremely well endowed. Brody, who has been seen using a combination of ropes and shelves to help support the nose as of late, is very excited about the new partnership.

He had begun talking to doctors about procedures to relieve much of the weight and strain on the neck and back, but now he happily reports those discussions are on hold, pending the outcome of the sling experiment.

We wish them well and look forward to the first commercial.