His shortness bugs me because he actually looks little not just vertically challenged. Like he didn’t fully grow.
He said that he’s not short he’s close to average height and I thought “you’re delusional!”
No pun intended, but this question proves the old adage that small things amuse small minds.
shareI’ll have to add that to the long list of comments my obsession with height has gotten from people that i’ve found strange. You should have just said which would be funnier.
shareyou kidding me? I'm amazed that nobody else has asked this!
shareReally?? You're amazed that nobody else has observed that a man with the surname "Short" happens to be a short man?
Don't you realise that probably thousands have noticed that, in a very fleeting way, but you're the only one who thought it was worth mentioning. That's what amazes me.
Maybe it would be funny that he also has a short dick.
Or tragic.
According to his bio information on IMDB, he's 5' 8". That's not particularly short.
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