He has gayvoice.


I'm not kidding, listen to him without preconceptions!

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After seeing this, I doubt the original poster is still alive.

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If you're a buyer of Total Gym it's all good.

And a 1, and a 2, and 3 - work those abs.

Yeah, that's it. That's the stuff.

~~/o/

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Legend has it that if you insult Chuck Norris on the internet, he will sneak behind you super-fast like a ninja and then slam your head against your keyboard, but I don't believe that old tale, Chuck Norris is a washed up old has-been with a funny voice!

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Lmao

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Yeah. But I wouldn’t say that to his face though. Unless you cap him in the knee first, have on your best running sneakers, and run like hell in the opposite direction after doing so! His flying, roundhouse, pecker jab, is said to be a mother bleeper! Fooled ya :D according to the slow crowd, that made the foolish mistake of attempting this dangerous stunt :D

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Is the OP around any longer?

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Yep!

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Ok, with a bold statement like that I thought Chuck might have confronted you.

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Yeah, I'm totally unafraid of picking on a 90-year-old man...

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😳

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I watched Breaker Breaker last night and there may be some truth to your assessment on his voice.

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Be careful, there once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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