GLT

So I'm riding the train home from work today, and there are dozens of little purple postcard flyers strewn about the seats and placard cases. The purple flyers have, in huge font, the letters "GLT" and underneath in a smaller font it states "Restructuring Worship Experience."

For a split second I felt happy, thinking "Finally there is a church that is accepting the Gay, Lesbian and Transsexual crowd." But no.....no no....."GLT" evidently stands for "Greater Love Tabernacle." And all the flyers were advertising was a typical Christian choir group.

Oh well.....though this group apparently thinks that "2014 is the year of unshakable faith." Whatever the fvck that means.