porn genres that reliably suck #1 - BDSM

When I first videotaped a bondage movie - during a vacation in Italy - I was unreasonably proud of my catch.

Smug like Ahab after harpooning a white Godzilla, I brought the trophy back. We all sat and watched through it, tried to translate the filthy expressions .... and found that while it was immoral and hot ... it was kinda dull. Especially all the spanking.

Many such flicks later - all watched in Fast Forward - I have to admit that I only came across three watchable specimen.

1) A super trivial Dutch production aptly called "Dutch treat" where a guy swiftly and without delay ties up and gags one girl at the time and then masturbates her till she orgasms. This one has reality show value.

2) Kimberly Kupps and Minka in a super lame bondage flick which solely lives of the enormousness of their implants and how they wobble.

3) One of these Japanese bondage art flicks with very sophisticated roping but also sporting full nudity. I never found the title of it.

Other than that, these things are just boring. Even if they are professionally done and reasonably dirty like the productions of Kink.

I wonder if that genre could be fixed?