Her half-baked schemes to stay alive...
Seriously. Me and a friend were talking about Zsa Zsa just a few hours ago. As always, he makes for extremely enjoyable conversation. He is religiously funny. And he attributed and described her absurd longevity, in part, as "her half baked schemes to stay alive". It was by far the funniest fu(kin thing I've heard in my entire life. His point of view is extremely compelling.
For her 150th birthday, I imagine she will undergo the world's first head transplant. "Zsa Zsa undergoes surgery and has entire body removed! Interview exclusive!" I can see it all now. Her whole spirit is this totally whacked out combination of imagination and nerve and an appalling lack of perspective. She is practically her own color. In a way, it is very hard to tell if Zsa Zsa has no sense of humor whatsoever or if she is laughing all the way to the oxygen tent. Whatever, it gives me the serious giggles.