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I hate this guy

posted 4 years ago by Heisenberg (6285)
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He comes off as such a mediocre human being I cannot tolerate watching him in anything.

He's not talented in any way, I understand he's not going for anything but "mildly tolerable", but I think he's failing that too.

[–] DaveBowman2001 (467) 4 years ago

I always hated him too. I couldn't watch that fucking home improvement show, despite friends trying to convince me. It wasn't remotely funny.

Plus he's an ex con man. So there's that. I kinda have a 6th sense about shady people.

[–] Galactus03 (4287) 4 years ago

I hate anyone named dave. Lots of Dave's are assholes...

[–] DaveBowman2001 (467) 4 years ago

Lucky me. That's not my real name

[–] Heisenberg (6285) 4 years ago

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Whats Galactus done to deserve that?

[–] Galactus03 (4287) 4 years ago

Nothing....except speaking the truth....

[–] Heisenberg (6285) 4 years ago

Read his comments on the page...

[–] Galactus03 (4287) 4 years ago

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[–] Galactus03 (4287) 4 years ago

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[–] Galactus03 (4287) 4 years ago

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo

[–] cj3333 (1046) 4 years ago

He is an ex-con, not an ex-conman.

[–] Kino (441) 4 years ago

I heard that Tim Allen was a major player in the cocaine trade during the late 70's and rumored to be the biggest drug dealer in America.

Apparently after he was arrested the federal agents seized his property including his 50 million dollar Beverly Hills palace, fully armored Rolls-Royce and Mercedes-Benz 600, five sports cars, gold plated helicopter, over 20 illegal unregistered firearms and one illegally imported endangered pet tiger.

The guy was absolutely crazy.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I see what you're doing...

[–] TimMC (9143) 4 years ago

I knew he was a sweet man, taking care of a poor endangered tiger.

God Bless You Tim.

[–] Galactus03 (4287) 4 years ago

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[–] Satan2016 (23273) 4 years ago

I hate fake Bowman and Heisenberg!

[–] Heisenberg (6285) 4 years ago

But everybody loves Satan

[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7395) 4 years ago

Hate to disappoint you but I find him funny in Home Improvement. Couldn't stand watching Last Man Standing after the first episode of the second season when they changed his daughter and her ex into completely different characters.

[–] TandyMan (10339) 4 years ago

I can take or leave Tim. The stuff he does with Jay Leno when they're talking about cars is actually pretty interesting. But that's the problem with Tim. He's kind of an anachronistic dinosaur who doesn't really have a place in the modern century. I wasn't the biggest fan of his back with his old show cause that show could be seriously sappy. And his movies were the wrong kind of goofy. Not Galaxy Quest though. That movie is dynamite. So Tim's always gonna be okay in my book.

[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7395) 4 years ago

You didn't like The Santa Clause (screw the sequels)?

[–] TandyMan (10339) 4 years ago

They were fine. They sum up his whole career. They were fine. They weren't Jim Carey great. Or even Will Ferrel great.

[–] GotWood84 (384) 4 years ago

Will Ferrel and great shouldn't both be in the same sentence.

[–] strntz (10790) 4 years ago

LOL!! Wrong: Will Ferrell is a great big talentless dick... Ferrell manages to ruin anything he's in.

[–] hyperjet (633) 4 years ago

The Santa Clause was awesome. I loved the second one too. I find Tim's sarcastic whit hilarious. Haven't liked a Will Ferrel movie yet but to each our own.

[–] GotWood84 (384) 4 years ago

Tim Allen righted every wrong he ever did when he dropped, the greatest Star Trek movie of all time,

GALAXY QUEST.

[–] moviechatterer (13226) 4 years ago

ikr?

[–] MovieChatUser497 (18943) 4 years ago

Naw he's funny, he's been in some shit movies though.

[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7395) 4 years ago

I admit I hated his movie Joe Somebody.