Kelly's Sex Secrets!
http://jezebel.com/you-wont-believe-all-the-secrets-kelly-preston-and-john-1701074908
If you thought John Travolta was the only person in his marriage with “sex secrets,” then you were wrong, because wife Kelly Preston also has sex secrets, and all their sex secrets will be revealed in a “shocking” new tell-all called The Shocking and Sexy Sex Secrets of Two Secretive People: Kelly Preston and John Travolta. It’s actually called Kelly Preston Unscripted, but all that sex secrets stuff is “true.” The unauthorized book was written by Robert Randolph, the same man “who claimed John was a gay sex addict in his book, You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again.”
Of the new book, Randolph said, “I’m also checking out rumors that Kelly boozes and pops pills, and that both she and John once both shared the same sexual partner!” The man is so giddy about being a long-time expert on Kelly and John’s sex secrets! I wonder if it’s on his resume. Proficient in Microsoft Word. Good communicator. Expert on sex secrets of Kelly Preston and John Travolta.
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